2024.07.09

Hey Gang! It’s hot outside. We gonna try something different this week just for fun, plz read below:

MEET @ the splash pad on the west side of the Denver Museum of Nature and Science in City Park ~6:45 (the water shuts off at 7 ish, so come early if you wanna splash around!) **BYO beverages and supplies for PRE-RIDE hangs, but please be mindful that there might be actual children around, so like don’t be an ass and get high/drunk in front of kids <3

RIDE @ 7:30 to DANG soft serve ice cream in Park Hill (23rd and Oneida). We’ll weave around some fun, weird spaces on the way there, expect a ~7ish mile ride. DANG has vegan/dairy free ice cream and also fries and chicken tenders. Again, there will probably be actual children around, so let’s have fun but don’t be creepy or douchy ya’ll.

As always, BYO supplies, don’t be or bring cops, no motors, and don’t be a dumb dumb. All cats are always beautiful buttheads, summer is for childish fun so let’s get it.

2024.06.11

Yeehaw Bike Gang! Summer’s basically here so let’s ride.
Meet @ 7PM, Embassy Tavern (35th and Larimer)
Ride @7:30, ~8 ish miles out east to
End @ Central Park playground (looks pretty fun to me).
As always, BYOB/B/W/W etc, lights, lock and so on….No COPS, No MOTORS

All folx of all genders welcome and all cats are beautiful <3

2024.05.14

7PM Meet @ Raices Brewing (2060 W. Colfax, by Steam on The Platte and Meow Wolf)
Ride @ 7:30 PM ~9 Miles through the West Side/Baker/La Alma. We’ll go up and down some fun hillz.
End @ Sunken Gardens Park

BYO Supplies, No Cops, No Motors, All Cats are Babes

2024.04.16

Let’s ride to the east side.
Meet @ Tivoli Brewing Co, 7PM (Auraria campus, can’t miss it)
Ride @ 7:30 to Henry S. Lindsley Park/a certain hill ~9 Miles east

Bring all yer things you need. Don’t bring cops or motors. All cats are always beautiful.

2024.02.20

Let’s play bikes.
Ratio to Wash Park Boathouse, winding route south for 8 miles.
No motors or cops. Be Nice. All Cats are Beautiful.

2024.01.30

7 PM Meet @ Alamo Placita Park Gardens (North of Speer, between Ogden and Emerson)
7:30 PM Ride to My Brother’s Bar (15th and Platte) for some burgers, some beers, a few laughs…~8 Miles

Bring: Lights, lock, layers, gloves, liquids and herbs of choice.
NO COPS, NO MOTORS, NO SCOOT SQUAD.

All Cats Are Beautiful.

2024.01.02

HAPPY NEW YEAR DBG-ERS. Tonight’s Ride:

Meet @ 7 PM, Sunken Gardens B-Ball Court

Ride @7:30, end at Sobo 151 (151 S. Broadway).

Optional post ride activity: watch T yell at the hockey game on TV lol.

Bring warm layers, gloves, lights, lock for bar, any other supplies for fun times. There’s still some ice out on the roads so be careful. No motors, no cops, all cats are beautiful.

2023.11.28

It’s getting pretty cold outside, so we will do a reverse ride tonight! (meet at park, end at bar).

Meet @ City Park Boathouse, 7PM. Stand around in the cold for a half hour or so. Then we will….

Roll out @ 7:30, ride through Downtown/Baker to end at Skylark Lounge (140 S. Broadway).

Bring lights! gloves! warm layers! beverages and other fun time supplies.

No Cops, no motors, all cats are (beautiful) buttheads.

2023.11.7

Meet: 7 PM @ PS Lounge (Colfax and Madison)

Ride @ 7:30 to Globeville Landing (38th and Platte Trail) ~7 miles

Remember: Lock for bar, lights, layers, byob/w/w. All Cats are Beautiful/No Cops/No Motors.

2023.10.17

Meet @ Thin Man, 7PM. Ride @ 7:30, we will bob and weave south then east to get to Fairmount Cemetery, ~10 miles.

**Wear all black, bring lights you can kill quickly, be ready to run away like a scared alley cat if need be.**