Author: Karl

2023.03.07

Hot dang Bike Gang! Bust out your new Walmart Soikings and lets hit the streets. Meet @7 at Confluence and we will roll out 730 to @slashersdenver  on the mighty Colfax.

Bring ya lights, locks and fun time goods. Leave out any cops or bad vibes ❤️

2023.02.28


Some memes for your Tuesday.

And also a suggestion for a bike ride tonight.

If you choose to accept: 7pm meet at Paco Sanchez Park near basketball courts next to trail. Optional fun at the playground but don’t offer beer to kids.

Roll at 7:30pm to do a loop up to Sloans and over to downtown.

Ending at Tivoli Brewing. (Bring lock for ending point, charge lights, BYOBorW)

2023.02.07

Gang Gang. Roads are pretty clear and after last week, its feelin’ warm. Lets meet up at City Park Pavilion (boat house by the lake) at 7 and roll out at 7:30 to @trashhawktavern.

Bring: lights, locks, fun time supplies.
Do not bring: cops

Spring Cleaning

March 20th

It’s the first day of spring, and the start of our annual spring cleaning event. As in the past, we’ll be cleaning house on mystery Instagram account members.

In addition, over the next few weeks we’ll be transitioning our ride details from Instagram to this website exclusively.

April

  • We’ll include a link to this website on Instagram for a few weeks into April.
  • Ride details will be posted here and on Instagram.

May

  • Ride details will be posted here exclusively.
  • On Instagram, the link to this site will be taken off the bio.
  • Our Instagram account will turn into boring-ass bike selfies, pictures of our adventures and cocktails, ads pushing our OnlyFans site, and what ever other junk we find along the way.

2022.11.01

We’ll meet up at Wymans (13th and Vine) at 7pm for some drinks before we roll out to Ruby Hill at 7:30 or so. It’s getting darker so make sure you got lights (or not) and let’s have a fun ride!

You know the fine print by now.